Thursday, January 05, 2006

The P Survey

Sorry, but this entry tackles a quite sensitive topic for some people. If you are a bit squimish talking about certain body parts, then don't read this.

My friends and I have been talking about an article that was released by MX, a free daily newspaper that's being distributed by the City of Melbourne for 4 years now. Over bottles of beer, tequila, and vodka, the study conducted on penis sizes came up. I have not seen this survey myself but according to a male friend, it says very specifically that Filipino males are smaller compared to Chinese, Japanese, and Korean men.

I almost fell off my chair. Huuuuwhhhaaaatttt??? Really? Filipinos are that diminutive? Wow...

Here's the thing. I completely question the accuracy of this said survey. I am no expert on the subject of penis sizes, attributed to my lack of experience in the matter compared to other females out there. I guess you lot have seen at least once a porn video wherein every race is in it? I guess judging from that, black men are obviously the biggest. Caucasian comes second. Hispanics and Asians come third. But to actually be as specific as saying that Filipino men are the smallest??? I don't think so.

Have you seen a Japanese porn film? Is it just me, or does a Japanese penis equate to a shriveled up gherkin? Ugh!

I think whoever did that survey should redo it. It is obvious that this person probably used a small number of men to ever come up with a quite inaccurate result such as that. I have a few caucasian female friends who have had Filipino boyfriends and they have all said that Filipinos are just the right size - average - and definitely not petite.

Besides, I don't believe this whole fascination on size anyway. Usually, men with big penises completely forget the other aspects of how it is to make love to a woman properly. In my opinion, average men are better in the art of making love. In their lacking of a big... er... tool, they try to perfect their technique in other ways like kissing, touching, and other things that constitute as forplay. Sometimes, big men think that all they have to is take off their pants and show off their big willy and the woman would be up and raring to go. Sheesh...

Oh well, enough of this penis talk. I wonder if someone with come up with a survey of which race has the most cavernous vagina? Who do you think it'll be?

2 comments:

~*galenlondeien*~ said...

I have to agree. Based on what I've seen (on TV, mind you), the Japs have "weenier wieners" than Pinoys. Sorry! Hehe! As for your vagina question, hmmm... Caucasians? Ok, where did the term "fisting" originate? LOL!

Jennie said...

I was thinking about this actually. Women give birth and from what people have described, it sounds like pushing a watermelon through the eye of a needle. Does this mean that all women, regardless of race, has a potentially cavernous vagina? Hmmmm...